LOL

Tried Mapcrunch, Japan, Hide Location… took me 30 seconds to find a subway entrance (I just had to turn around, really). With a information point that sells traveller’s cards for the subway right on it’s side. From then on, it’s easy-peasy to travel til Tokyo airport. Well, given you’ve got the money… but it shouldn’t be a problem to make money with a couple weeks working as a prostitute.

Really, if you want to find an airport, just go to Japan. The subway takes you EVERYWHERE. And if you end up in the fields… well, do you REALLY wanna leave? Fuck it, I fell asleep in my bed and woke up into the japanese countryside, sparing over 1000€ of plane tickets, why the fuck should I want to leave?! I’d just live in the fields with nice old ladies.

Japan is the place to be.